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Miranda Kerr’s three-dimensional melons

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Miranda Kerr

3D tits, anyone? And I don’t mean the breast size, no. We’ve got Miranda Kerr’s knockers in eye cum popping 3D with these nude pictures of her. Even if you don’t really need the snazzy trick to enjoy a good helping of boob, seeing Miranda Kerr unloading her melons right in front of your eyes adds an extra dimension to your fapping habits.

Miranda Kerr

And I hear Orlando Bloom, the lucky fuck, knocked the slut up. I’m not too worried, because knowing these supermodels, she’ll pop the baby out and be back in shape in a couple of weeks. Don’t ask me how, I’m just here to stain these MILFs’ tits with my cum. MILFy Miranda Kerr’s tits, to be exact.

Miranda Kerr

So to haters pissing on 3D as a cheap fad, let me slap you in the face with these pictures of Miranda Kerr’s 3D tits and tell me they don’t have any practical applications.

Alicia Keys will want to stroke more cocks soon

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Alicia Keys

You knew somebody had to come and spit on Alicia Keys’ untouchable sex appeal by knocking her up with the case of the babies. But before you start breaking down Swizz Beatz’ front door, consider how being a mama could be an improvement to Alicia Keys.

Alicia Keys

She’s already a hot R&B singer you’d want to straddle right on top of the piano keys, but add to that fantasy the idea of fucking a married woman who’s already stroked a different man’s dick is so bad that it’s good. Imagine Alicia Keys naked, dropping behind the curtains of her deserted concert stage and shearing away her leather pants. A hot backstage fuck with a married woman is so much wilder and more indecent that screwing single sluts on a night out.

Alicia Keys

But before anyone get’s carried away with that fantasy, you’d need to wait the pregnancy thing out for a bit first, although judging from her bloated body, Alicia Keys doesn’t have much left until her baby stops cockblocking her pussy (literally) and she becomes available again for our cum-loaded cocks. Until then, you’d better start readying yourselves with these pictures of Alicia Keys naked for when she turns into the hot MILF with a thirst for dirty sex.