Give Courtney Love’s mama jugs some lovin’

October 7th, 2010

Courtney Love

Courtney Love is done with Twitter. She thinks she’s a shamed whore after mistakingly twittering a nude photo that was meant for her boyfriend. Yeah, who fucking posts a photo of yourself all over the internet and calling it an accident? Then again, Courtney could’ve been drunk twittering for all I know, but that stupid photo’s nothing to worry about. I mean, look at these fucking photos of her naked! They’re all over the place and I don’t see her ‘quitting’ the Internet altogether! Please.

Courtney Love

But enough sassing the bitch. Let’s enjoy these tata-licious pics of Courtney Love and imagine your mouths wrapped around one of those nipples. Mmm, yeah, there’s nothing better than salivating on a grown mother’s titties. I just hope overdosing from crack doesn’t shrivel up your titties to the size of prunes or this world will be one count short of a lush pair of jugs to suckle on. But then, we do have these pictures of Courtney Love’s mama jugs to carry with us to the bathroom, so no worries. This way, in the future, we can still enjoy a healthy serving of life-giving MILF tetas courtesy of Courtney Love’s naked photos.

Courtney Love

Martina Colombari thrives by being naked

September 30th, 2010

Martina Colombari

It’s a good thing hot chicks know how to properly employ themselves. Instead of gorgeous MILF Martina Colombari reserving her life to scrubbing floors and caring for the kids, she chose instead a life of standing naked in front of cameras with her perfect tits exposed front and center. By being a model, Martina Colombari leaves an imprint in everybody’s minds, specifically a naked imprint of her tits immediately stained by cum spewing out of my cock.

Martina Colombari

In this set of nude pictures of Martina Colombari, her nudity is paired in comparison to the wild images of nature. A critic would certainly praise this work of art for putting her domesticated body in contrast with the untempered features of the rocks and the foliage. I, however, have nothing but gobs of cum to spare for Ms. Colombari’s body, and an hour of fantasizing about pushing my cock deep in her tantalizingly covered pussy. And then the critic quit his work to jack off to Martina Colombari’s naked pictures.

Martina Colombari

So after talking about people finding their proper place in the world, shouldn’t you start on it too? Let me suggest staying right where you are, unzipping your pants, and clicking on the link for more of Martina Colombari posing nude and showing her tits. She’s not going anywhere.

Rocio Guirao Diaz will play with your snake any time

September 23rd, 2010

Rocio Guirao Diaz

Can you believe this hot piece is some kid’s mom? You’re staring at Rocio Guirao Diaz’ fine Argentinian tits, gentlemen, and believe it or not, this sexy babe is a MILF. Yeah, leave it to the MILFs when it comes to pushing the limits of displaying your bare body. Here, she’s pictured completely naked save for a fucking snake ruining the view. Makes the chick look more hardcore, though, huh?

Rocio Guirao Diaz

Although some of you might be let down seeing that snake covering up Rocio Guirao Diaz’ essential parts, I find this highly arousing. Any sexy mama daring enough to screw around with a snake has enough guts to do kinkier shit in bed with men. I bet Rocio can take any guy’s spitting snake in bed, if you catch me. A pussy this fine and daring probably has more than a handful of fuck experiences to back her up, and in this category, my guesses are often right.

Rocio Guirao Diaz

So if you’re done murdering that serpent in your head for killing the view, head over to see Rocio Guirao Diaz real, naked, and ready for a fuck.

Tyra Banks’ fierce pussy spreading

September 15th, 2010

Tyra Banks

Forget about ’smiling with your eyes’ and all that overstated top model crap, because Tyra Banks has enough pictures of her exposing her pussy to make your eyes go Japanese from rubbing one out!

Tyra Banks

After hearing Tyra go on about looking fierce and feeling pretty from the inside out, we never thought this top celebrity cougar could translate such words into doing the horny business of spreading her pussy cheeks and holding her tummy in while she gets herself pounded in the pussy! Having popularized posing with ‘broken, awkward legs’, Tyra Banks is now posing with her legs spread apart and giving us a nice taste of the pussy she always keeps under layers of clothing in her show.

Tyra Banks

So don’t feel too bad Tyra’s no longer actively modeling naked, there’s so much going on behind the scenes with this black celebrity cougar! Just check out Tyra Banks’ hot pussy spreading photos and believe me when I say she’s got fierce in the bag alright.

Miranda Kerr’s three-dimensional melons

September 8th, 2010

Miranda Kerr

3D tits, anyone? And I don’t mean the breast size, no. We’ve got Miranda Kerr’s knockers in eye cum popping 3D with these nude pictures of her. Even if you don’t really need the snazzy trick to enjoy a good helping of boob, seeing Miranda Kerr unloading her melons right in front of your eyes adds an extra dimension to your fapping habits.

Miranda Kerr

And I hear Orlando Bloom, the lucky fuck, knocked the slut up. I’m not too worried, because knowing these supermodels, she’ll pop the baby out and be back in shape in a couple of weeks. Don’t ask me how, I’m just here to stain these MILFs’ tits with my cum. MILFy Miranda Kerr’s tits, to be exact.

Miranda Kerr

So to haters pissing on 3D as a cheap fad, let me slap you in the face with these pictures of Miranda Kerr’s 3D tits and tell me they don’t have any practical applications.

Daisy Fuentes is a naked Latina flower

September 1st, 2010

Daisy Fuentes

Being MTV’s first Latina VJ has to mean something real good. And when you see Daisy Fuentes’ killer curves and sexy body, you’ll see right away why she was given the honor.

Daisy Fuentes

There’s no denying Latina women are beautiful by default, but Daisy Fuentes is something exceptional. I haven’t jacked off several times to a MILF this hot since I don’t know when, really. Her leggy figure and amazonian looks are all I need to dream up the perfect fantasies revolving around a naked Daisy Fuentes and my cock deep in her Latina cunt.

Daisy Fuentes

Even when she’s in her bikinis and rocking the cowgirl look, nothing could be better than seeing Daisy Fuentes completely nude and ready to cater to my cock’s desires.

Tiffany Fallon has infallible MILF tits

August 25th, 2010

Tiffany Fallon

Some babes do get better with age and a little wear and tear, like sexy Tiffany Fallon here. An American model, she became the homecoming queen in her youth and consequently went on to become Playboy’s Playmate of the Year when she was old enough to start exposing her tits in front of the cameras. You can tell she’s really built to become the sexy titty modeling MILF she is now.

Tiffany Fallon

And who wouldn’t want to stain those erect tit of hers with your load? Especially knowing that Tiffany Fallon’s old enough to have humped a hundred other guys ups her slut factor, and the chances of you laying your eyes on her tits and pussy.

Tiffany Fallon

But even if you can’t grab a hold of those tits of hers for real, just grab on to your pulsating cocks and jack off to Tiffany Fallon’s hot titty pictures, and be equally satisfied.

Nikki Ziering is a supermodel MILF

August 19th, 2010

Nikki Ziering

Sometimes these MILFs confuse me. Take Nikki Ziering here for example. How can someone this hot, this sexy, and so dripping with sex appeal be a mom? And then a quick trip to the chick's Wikipedia page confirms her maternal status, and I become even more enamored and aroused when I look at her naked pictures.

Nikki Ziering

Now that I think about it, being a mom adds to the charm of Nikki Ziering’s tits. She can strike a pose, expose a bit of boob and cleavage while sensually flipping back her blonde hair, and she won’t look like she had to stay up until 1am breastfeeding her kids with those tits. She probably even had some strength left over to have a hardcore fuck with the husband.

Nikki Ziering

I feel happy and expectant that there will always be hot pictures of Nikki Ziering available, ready for me to print and post on my bedroom wall. I’ll admire it and show it off to my parents. And then I’ll fucking jack off to that shit.

Alicia Keys will want to stroke more cocks soon

August 12th, 2010

Alicia Keys

You knew somebody had to come and spit on Alicia Keys’ untouchable sex appeal by knocking her up with the case of the babies. But before you start breaking down Swizz Beatz’ front door, consider how being a mama could be an improvement to Alicia Keys.

Alicia Keys

She’s already a hot R&B singer you’d want to straddle right on top of the piano keys, but add to that fantasy the idea of fucking a married woman who’s already stroked a different man’s dick is so bad that it’s good. Imagine Alicia Keys naked, dropping behind the curtains of her deserted concert stage and shearing away her leather pants. A hot backstage fuck with a married woman is so much wilder and more indecent that screwing single sluts on a night out.

Alicia Keys

But before anyone get’s carried away with that fantasy, you’d need to wait the pregnancy thing out for a bit first, although judging from her bloated body, Alicia Keys doesn’t have much left until her baby stops cockblocking her pussy (literally) and she becomes available again for our cum-loaded cocks. Until then, you’d better start readying yourselves with these pictures of Alicia Keys naked for when she turns into the hot MILF with a thirst for dirty sex.

Shanna Moakler is a sexy housewife

August 5th, 2010

Shanna Moakler

You’d expect many celebrity moms in Hollywood to fancy carrying around the title without really living up to it, but Shanna Moakler is truly something else. Even with three young ones in tow, she still knows how to tickle our fantasies of finding our wives stripped down to their undies, bent over the ironing board with their bottoms up in the air and straightening out tomorrow’s pair of pants with that extra sexy touch.

Shanna Moakler

That picture of Shanna on her knees and holding a toilet plunger is giving me a few ideas right now, like plumbing the depths of her vagina with my own plunger until I’ve cleaned her mangydirty little pussy out with my special brand of cleaning fluid. And I’m sure she’s really filthy down there, what with all the highly public trysts she’s had with Billy Idol, Dennis Quaid, and god knows who other fuck buddies she’s reeled in with her cougar claws over the years. But with a sex appeal this overwhelming toned down to doing subtly sexual domestic duties, who wouldn’t be drawn in to Shanna Moakler’s sexy photos?

Shanna Moakler