Posts Tagged ‘celebrities’

Claudia Schiffer’s MILF boobs gets some sun

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

Claudia Schiffer

Being the Supermodel of all Supermodels, it isn’t unusual to see Claudia Schiffer’s tits in a magazine or in one of her advertisements or something. But when she fans her tits out in the open like that, well, whoa.

Claudia Schiffer

This smoking German ass can definitely take hold of my house keys and lounge in my backyard for all eternity. If she wants some sun on those hooters, she can go ahead and have those babies drink up on some vitamin D. And we don’t want her get some sunburn, of course, that’s why I’m always ready with a sunscreen for her, just in case. I can even assist in slathering it all over her miraculous body, from her perky tits to that flat abs and those silky longs legs and whatever it is in between those legs. Yes, her pussy, her shaved wet pink pussy, I can definitely put some sunscreen on that as well.

Claudia Schiffer

Although seriously, I don’t think this fucking MILF will still ask for sunscreen on her pussy. I’m guessing she’s just gonna make me go ahead and sink my dick into it and cover her naked body with mine to keep some of the sun out, eh? Just look at these raunchy nude fuck pictures of Claudia Schiffer, and you’ll see just how big she wants her manmeat to be.

A nude retro Pamela Anderson moment

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Pamela Anderson

Since we’re all here appreciating the perfection of super-hot MILFs everywhere, where, asks my nagging brain, is the mother of all MILFs for fuck’s sakes? You crowd around and ask me who the hell. And that’s when I sigh at how forgetful you’ve all been and flash you some nice titty pictures of a naked Pamela Anderson. Yeah, that MILF, bitches.

Pamela Anderson

Before she was reduced to appearing in nightclubs and events no one gives a shit about, Pamela Anderson was seen more naked than she was clothed. Other than making breast implants a common Hollywood phenomenon (which we should all be thankful for), Pamela Anderson also broke new grounds (also her pussy) for having the most well-known sex tape in celebritydom. Sure the video quality was shit, but we would all be jacking off to badly acted porn if it weren’t for Ms. Anderson’s love for cocksucking on camera.

Pamela Anderson

And that body, goodness gracious. I wouldn’t be exclaiming like my grandma here if Pamela Anderson didn’t flaunt a perfectly curved body and a pair of tits that are still holding up well even at the ripe age of 43. Then again, she wouldn’t be called a MILF if not for the age. Still, she would still be fucking hot either way.

Give Courtney Love’s mama jugs some lovin’

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Courtney Love

Courtney Love is done with Twitter. She thinks she’s a shamed whore after mistakingly twittering a nude photo that was meant for her boyfriend. Yeah, who fucking posts a photo of yourself all over the internet and calling it an accident? Then again, Courtney could’ve been drunk twittering for all I know, but that stupid photo’s nothing to worry about. I mean, look at these fucking photos of her naked! They’re all over the place and I don’t see her ‘quitting’ the Internet altogether! Please.

Courtney Love

But enough sassing the bitch. Let’s enjoy these tata-licious pics of Courtney Love and imagine your mouths wrapped around one of those nipples. Mmm, yeah, there’s nothing better than salivating on a grown mother’s titties. I just hope overdosing from crack doesn’t shrivel up your titties to the size of prunes or this world will be one count short of a lush pair of jugs to suckle on. But then, we do have these pictures of Courtney Love’s mama jugs to carry with us to the bathroom, so no worries. This way, in the future, we can still enjoy a healthy serving of life-giving MILF tetas courtesy of Courtney Love’s naked photos.

Courtney Love

Tyra Banks’ fierce pussy spreading

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Tyra Banks

Forget about ’smiling with your eyes’ and all that overstated top model crap, because Tyra Banks has enough pictures of her exposing her pussy to make your eyes go Japanese from rubbing one out!

Tyra Banks

After hearing Tyra go on about looking fierce and feeling pretty from the inside out, we never thought this top celebrity cougar could translate such words into doing the horny business of spreading her pussy cheeks and holding her tummy in while she gets herself pounded in the pussy! Having popularized posing with ‘broken, awkward legs’, Tyra Banks is now posing with her legs spread apart and giving us a nice taste of the pussy she always keeps under layers of clothing in her show.

Tyra Banks

So don’t feel too bad Tyra’s no longer actively modeling naked, there’s so much going on behind the scenes with this black celebrity cougar! Just check out Tyra Banks’ hot pussy spreading photos and believe me when I say she’s got fierce in the bag alright.

Daisy Fuentes is a naked Latina flower

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Daisy Fuentes

Being MTV’s first Latina VJ has to mean something real good. And when you see Daisy Fuentes’ killer curves and sexy body, you’ll see right away why she was given the honor.

Daisy Fuentes

There’s no denying Latina women are beautiful by default, but Daisy Fuentes is something exceptional. I haven’t jacked off several times to a MILF this hot since I don’t know when, really. Her leggy figure and amazonian looks are all I need to dream up the perfect fantasies revolving around a naked Daisy Fuentes and my cock deep in her Latina cunt.

Daisy Fuentes

Even when she’s in her bikinis and rocking the cowgirl look, nothing could be better than seeing Daisy Fuentes completely nude and ready to cater to my cock’s desires.