Posts Tagged ‘cougar’

A nude retro Pamela Anderson moment

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Pamela Anderson

Since we’re all here appreciating the perfection of super-hot MILFs everywhere, where, asks my nagging brain, is the mother of all MILFs for fuck’s sakes? You crowd around and ask me who the hell. And that’s when I sigh at how forgetful you’ve all been and flash you some nice titty pictures of a naked Pamela Anderson. Yeah, that MILF, bitches.

Pamela Anderson

Before she was reduced to appearing in nightclubs and events no one gives a shit about, Pamela Anderson was seen more naked than she was clothed. Other than making breast implants a common Hollywood phenomenon (which we should all be thankful for), Pamela Anderson also broke new grounds (also her pussy) for having the most well-known sex tape in celebritydom. Sure the video quality was shit, but we would all be jacking off to badly acted porn if it weren’t for Ms. Anderson’s love for cocksucking on camera.

Pamela Anderson

And that body, goodness gracious. I wouldn’t be exclaiming like my grandma here if Pamela Anderson didn’t flaunt a perfectly curved body and a pair of tits that are still holding up well even at the ripe age of 43. Then again, she wouldn’t be called a MILF if not for the age. Still, she would still be fucking hot either way.

Patricia Navidad teases her sideboobs

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Patricia Navidad

Why are all the hot cougars in South America? We’ve been featuring a lot of these gorgeous Latina MILFs recently, but I think Patricia Navidad topped them all just now. This busty cougar from Argentina is making a living out of showing her huge mama tits for the camera and seducing young, defenseless guys like me, and so far, it’s working! I’d cross the border in reverse to fuck these sexy MILFs, only I’ve already spent my load jacking off to Patricia Navidad’s pictures alone.

Patricia Navidad

Just have a look at those sideboobs she’s teasing. Even at that age, MILFs like Patricia Navidad still know how to play shy. I know behind that piece of cloth is a pair of erect titties needing my tongue licking them wet. And also underneath all that covering is a shaved, Latina pussy that’s also in desperate need of a little tongue wagging. I know so because I’ve seen the rest of Patricia Navidad’s naked pictures, and you’d better believe that she’s itchy down there alright.

Patricia Navidad

Even so, these sultry titty pictures of Patricia Navidad are enough for me to carry my fantasies off to a happy ending. No other MILF but a Latina MILF like her can do it to me quick and heavy.

Give Courtney Love’s mama jugs some lovin’

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Courtney Love

Courtney Love is done with Twitter. She thinks she’s a shamed whore after mistakingly twittering a nude photo that was meant for her boyfriend. Yeah, who fucking posts a photo of yourself all over the internet and calling it an accident? Then again, Courtney could’ve been drunk twittering for all I know, but that stupid photo’s nothing to worry about. I mean, look at these fucking photos of her naked! They’re all over the place and I don’t see her ‘quitting’ the Internet altogether! Please.

Courtney Love

But enough sassing the bitch. Let’s enjoy these tata-licious pics of Courtney Love and imagine your mouths wrapped around one of those nipples. Mmm, yeah, there’s nothing better than salivating on a grown mother’s titties. I just hope overdosing from crack doesn’t shrivel up your titties to the size of prunes or this world will be one count short of a lush pair of jugs to suckle on. But then, we do have these pictures of Courtney Love’s mama jugs to carry with us to the bathroom, so no worries. This way, in the future, we can still enjoy a healthy serving of life-giving MILF tetas courtesy of Courtney Love’s naked photos.

Courtney Love

Tyra Banks’ fierce pussy spreading

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Tyra Banks

Forget about ’smiling with your eyes’ and all that overstated top model crap, because Tyra Banks has enough pictures of her exposing her pussy to make your eyes go Japanese from rubbing one out!

Tyra Banks

After hearing Tyra go on about looking fierce and feeling pretty from the inside out, we never thought this top celebrity cougar could translate such words into doing the horny business of spreading her pussy cheeks and holding her tummy in while she gets herself pounded in the pussy! Having popularized posing with ‘broken, awkward legs’, Tyra Banks is now posing with her legs spread apart and giving us a nice taste of the pussy she always keeps under layers of clothing in her show.

Tyra Banks

So don’t feel too bad Tyra’s no longer actively modeling naked, there’s so much going on behind the scenes with this black celebrity cougar! Just check out Tyra Banks’ hot pussy spreading photos and believe me when I say she’s got fierce in the bag alright.

Tiffany Fallon has infallible MILF tits

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

Tiffany Fallon

Some babes do get better with age and a little wear and tear, like sexy Tiffany Fallon here. An American model, she became the homecoming queen in her youth and consequently went on to become Playboy’s Playmate of the Year when she was old enough to start exposing her tits in front of the cameras. You can tell she’s really built to become the sexy titty modeling MILF she is now.

Tiffany Fallon

And who wouldn’t want to stain those erect tit of hers with your load? Especially knowing that Tiffany Fallon’s old enough to have humped a hundred other guys ups her slut factor, and the chances of you laying your eyes on her tits and pussy.

Tiffany Fallon

But even if you can’t grab a hold of those tits of hers for real, just grab on to your pulsating cocks and jack off to Tiffany Fallon’s hot titty pictures, and be equally satisfied.

Shanna Moakler is a sexy housewife

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

Shanna Moakler

You’d expect many celebrity moms in Hollywood to fancy carrying around the title without really living up to it, but Shanna Moakler is truly something else. Even with three young ones in tow, she still knows how to tickle our fantasies of finding our wives stripped down to their undies, bent over the ironing board with their bottoms up in the air and straightening out tomorrow’s pair of pants with that extra sexy touch.

Shanna Moakler

That picture of Shanna on her knees and holding a toilet plunger is giving me a few ideas right now, like plumbing the depths of her vagina with my own plunger until I’ve cleaned her mangydirty little pussy out with my special brand of cleaning fluid. And I’m sure she’s really filthy down there, what with all the highly public trysts she’s had with Billy Idol, Dennis Quaid, and god knows who other fuck buddies she’s reeled in with her cougar claws over the years. But with a sex appeal this overwhelming toned down to doing subtly sexual domestic duties, who wouldn’t be drawn in to Shanna Moakler’s sexy photos?

Shanna Moakler