You’d expect many celebrity moms in Hollywood to fancy carrying around the title without really living up to it, but Shanna Moakler is truly something else. Even with three young ones in tow, she still knows how to tickle our fantasies of finding our wives stripped down to their undies, bent over the ironing board with their bottoms up in the air and straightening out tomorrow’s pair of pants with that extra sexy touch.
That picture of Shanna on her knees and holding a toilet plunger is giving me a few ideas right now, like plumbing the depths of her vagina with my own plunger until I’ve cleaned her mangydirty little pussy out with my special brand of cleaning fluid. And I’m sure she’s really filthy down there, what with all the highly public trysts she’s had with Billy Idol, Dennis Quaid, and god knows who other fuck buddies she’s reeled in with her cougar claws over the years. But with a sex appeal this overwhelming toned down to doing subtly sexual domestic duties, who wouldn’t be drawn in to Shanna Moakler’s sexy photos?
