3D tits, anyone? And I don’t mean the breast size, no. We’ve got Miranda Kerr’s knockers in eye cum popping 3D with these nude pictures of her. Even if you don’t really need the snazzy trick to enjoy a good helping of boob, seeing Miranda Kerr unloading her melons right in front of your eyes adds an extra dimension to your fapping habits.

And I hear Orlando Bloom, the lucky fuck, knocked the slut up. I’m not too worried, because knowing these supermodels, she’ll pop the baby out and be back in shape in a couple of weeks. Don’t ask me how, I’m just here to stain these MILFs’ tits with my cum. MILFy Miranda Kerr’s tits, to be exact.

So to haters pissing on 3D as a cheap fad, let me slap you in the face with these pictures of Miranda Kerr’s 3D tits and tell me they don’t have any practical applications.

You knew somebody had to come and spit on Alicia Keys’ untouchable sex appeal by knocking her up with the case of the babies. But before you start breaking down Swizz Beatz’ front door, consider how being a mama could be an improvement to Alicia Keys.

She’s already a hot R&B singer you’d want to straddle right on top of the piano keys, but add to that fantasy the idea of fucking a married woman who’s already stroked a different man’s dick is so bad that it’s good. Imagine Alicia Keys naked, dropping behind the curtains of her deserted concert stage and shearing away her leather pants. A hot backstage fuck with a married woman is so much wilder and more indecent that screwing single sluts on a night out.

But before anyone get’s carried away with that fantasy, you’d need to wait the pregnancy thing out for a bit first, although judging from her bloated body, Alicia Keys doesn’t have much left until her baby stops cockblocking her pussy (literally) and she becomes available again for our cum-loaded cocks. Until then, you’d better start readying yourselves with these pictures of Alicia Keys naked for when she turns into the hot MILF with a thirst for dirty sex.

Kendra Wilkinson – The former Girl Next Door got knocked up by NFL player boyfriend Hank Baskett III as soon as she moved out of the Playboy Mansion. Baby boy Hank Baskett IV was born to the married couple on December 11, 2009.

Gisele Bundchen – Months after marrying New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, former Victoria’s Secret Angel and Supermodel Gisele Bundchen got pregnant with their first child. Their son Benjamin was born on December 8, 2009.

Kourtney Kardashian – Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy announcement helped make hers and her sister Khloe’s new reality show Kourtney and Khloe in Miami rake in the ratings for its debut episode. Kourtney later revealed that her on-and-off boyfriend Scott Disick was the culprit. The couple welcomed their son, Mason Dash Disick on December 14, 2009.

Heidi Klum – Victoria’s Secret Angel Heidi Klum gave birth to her youngest child, Lou Sulola Samuel on October 9, 2009, and still rocked the catwalk at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Angel Fashion Show with her back-to-perfect body on December 1, 2009.

Sarah Jessica Parker - The Sex and the City star and her husband Matthew Broderick welcomed their twins, Marion and Tabitha, on June 22, 2009, through a surrogate mother.

Sarah Michelle Gellar – Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Sarah Michelle Gellar and husband Freddie Prinze, Jr. welcomed their first child, a daughter they named Charlotte Grace Prinze, on September 19, 2009.